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Hello World!!!

It?s 7th July 2010 and I?ve just realised realised that telling you the date is absolutely pointless as it?s actually right above here - I guess that?s what I get for pre-typing all of this up in Word before hand. Now I just look stupid lol. face_grin

Anyway I thought I would start todays bloggity off with the news that has been going on for a few days here in the UK. I?m not sure where else this is being reported, but some guy called Raoul Thomas Moat has ended up killing a bunch of people and taking another load of people hostage after which he wrote a 39 page letter telling the police how he did it all because his gf dumped him and he thinks she?s ?the one? and how in his spare time he?s actually a ninja. Okay he didn?t actually say the ninja part but it would explain how an ex-body builder and bouncer the size of a house has managed to evade the police all this time, especially after they were so cocky that they had ?formed a net? around his position and were closing in on him. Infact the closest they?ve got to catching him his a pile of tent pegs and a burned out fire.

The police have infact become so desperate they?ve brought in snipers!!! Yes....that?s right...SNIPERS!!!! This shits unreal!! This is england, not America! I mean I love you people from accross the pond, but we brits are meant to be the saner ones lol so much for that.

There are two things in particular about this that I don?t quite get; 1) How can he justify killing a load of people when his gf looks like this:

I mean if she looked like Cheryl Cole or Jennifer Aniston I could understand him being upset...but seeming as his ex-gf has a man face it?s just not good enough. Okay joking aside, it doesn?t matter how fugly she is, to shoot your ex-gf and say you shot her because you thought she was ?the one? just oozes bullshit.

2) How the hell does a muscle bound man the size of Arnold Swarchenegger avoid capture all this time with absolutely no help when he?s surrounded by police and is probably the most wanted man in Britain atm.

Now I?m not going to go ahead and say things like ?Raoul Thomas Moat deserves to die! Leave me in a room with him when they find him and I?ll sort him out!? for two reasons, namely that I?m not a 12 year old boy and second that Raoul Thomas Moat would punch me so hard I would be on the floor before I could finish saying his name.

Today's Question Of The Day is more of an activity for you all to do. Caption these two pictures in the comments below from the linked article;

Articles can be found at http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1292765/Raoul-Thomas-Moat-Police-gunmans-tent-new-letter.html?ito=feeds-newsxml and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1292119/Gun-fugitive-Raoul-Thomas-Moat-draws-Facebook-hitlist.html

In other news BP wants to be loved again. Yes, BP has realised it?s ballzed up pretty bad and America now hates it so to try and counter the public rising up against them with pitchforks and burning torches they?ve realised adverts saying ?We will get it done. We will make this right?. Really? They?re going to get rid of the oil then replace all the animals that have died directly from the oil (oh plus that singed whale they found)? I don?t think so. To read about how BP wants your love go to http://motherjones.com/blue-marble/2010/07/bps-big-ad-buys?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+motherjones%2FTheBlueMarble+%28Mother+Jones+%7C+The+Blue+Marble%29

Any of you


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